SomethingElse

guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via thosecrazyhealthladies)

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost, you’ll never find him…

(via captainjaymerica)

kittycatclaws473:

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us
Oh I’m the one being rude???

(via thosecrazyhealthladies)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

(via hellogiggles)